Kitten with 2 faces

I just had to show this to you after I found it. It's just to strange.



Here's another funny cat video. ENJOY



This one speaks for its self. ENJOY

Wordless Wednesday

Rock Band

Last weekend was really busy. Saturday my son (Joe) and I went to a co-workers to cut down a tree that had fallen during a storm. Then we came back to my sons to play Rock Band. Have any of you played Rock Band???? My son and I are hooked on it. He’s good at the drums and I try to play the guitar. I’m still playing on easy only a few songs on medium. My son plays on medium all the time and hard sometimes.

My daughter has moved to Indiana and her house here in Michigan is for sale. She and her husband have a condo there, but not enough room for all their furniture so the house here still has most of their furniture and that includes a big screen TV so my son and I went over there to play rock band on the big screen little did we know that my daughter and son-in-law were on they way back to Michigan. We were busted ha ha.

Have any one ever go to youtube and watched people play rock band???? They make it look so easy. I’m putting a link to some of them here. Have fun watching. Maybe you’ll get hooked to.

Killdeer

We found this nest in the parking lot by our work. Carlota wanted to eat the eggs. But mommy bird wanted to eat her. Heres a few pic of the nest and the babys.

I love men

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie.What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety and every woman needs something to protect herself with, right??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat.But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised... Am I wrong?So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, direct ions in one hand, and taser in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as if to say, 'don't do it dummy,' reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for heck of it.I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . .WHAT THE HECK!!!I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again.I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs?The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, on e note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-second burst would be considered conservative?IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone.I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair.I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!P.S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!If you think education is difficult, try being stupid.

I like you

New knee

My friend and co-worker Carlota said I should write in my blog everyday. But my life is somewhat boring. So I don’t always have something to write about.

Last night I stopped at the hospital to visit my sister who had her left knee replaced. She had her right knee done bout a year ago, now she should be like new in about 6 weeks. It tough getting old, it’s not for sissy.

We had more rain last night, now my yard is all mud where Consumers dug. What a mess. Glad I don't have small children or they would want to play in it and make mud pies.

Daughter

Today I went to help my daughter paint her bathroom. You see my daughter is moving to Indiana where her husband is. You see my daughter and son in-law works for GM. They were married last year Oct. Both had put in for a transfer to Indiana and a week before the wedding my son in-laws transfer came through. So for the last 9 month they've been living in different states. Well my daughters transfer came through and shes leaving tomorrow. I'm going to miss her so much. : (

Gas Meter

So today Consumers Energy came and moved my gas meter. I had to fight with them for weeks because Consumers want to move the meter directly outside the garage right in the walkway to the front door. So I yell and yelled till final they agreed to move the meter to the end of my garage. So Wednesday one man came and did the inside work and Friday a lot of men came to do the outside work. Now my front yard has had two big hold dug in it. I guess Consumers is going to came back in 3 week to level the ground put black dirt down and plant grass.

Stormy Night

Last night was a stormy night, high winds, heavy rain, lightning and thunder. My two cat Tiger and Smokey was so scared. Smokey hid under the bed and Tiger wanted to stay on my lap. I never seen them so freaked out. I really can’t blame them I don’t like bad storms either. It took for ever for summer to come and now that its here we keep getting these bad storms. What’s up Mother Nature????? Well one good thing the grass is nice and green. But I had to cut it every week and with the price of gas. Give us a brake.

Aren't my boys sweet????? Their brother's and they love each other. Sweet ha!

Jigsaz Puzzles

So do any of you bloggers like to put puzzles together? I know of a great program do that with its BrainBreakers. I spend hours and hours putting puzzles together. It’s a great past time and it doesn’t cost anything. Oh sorry you do have to pay for the program. I think its $19.99 you can check on www.brainsbreaker.com you can download a trial version for free. Then if you like it you can buy the full version. If you try it let me know how you like it.

Life is hard

So guess I not much of a blogger. I just can’t get into this. I spend most of my time playing Pogo (www.pogo.com) and going to Bingo. Do any of you bloggers play Pogo? I can spend hours and hours playing Pogo. It’s any AOL site. I love to play Bingo but I guess I’ll have to give it up seeing my job just cut everyone’s pay. The company I work for is a supplier for Chrysler and because Chrysler is doing so badly all the little people have to take pay cuts to help them. I can’t understand how they think we can live on what they want to pay their employer. Everything’s going up and we were already having trouble-paying bill and now some of us will have to give up more. I play Bingo in the hope of making some money to help pay bills Now I can’t afford to play Bingo.

Day one

So today I'm going to try to post everyday. This will be my diary. I’ll start by telling a little about myself. Not that anyone cares what I have to say. I'm a 56-year-old female, divorced twice. I have to children a son 38 and a daughter 34. If you do the math I was young when I had my son, to young. I wasn't married and still in school. When my son was 6 weeks old his father died. So here I was a single teenager with a baby boy, living at home with my parents.
I found out at the end of my 11th grade that I was going to have a baby. So I had to take the first semester of my 12th grade off. I went to summer school and night school to make up the classes I miss by taking that semester off. I went back to school two weeks after my son’s father died. That wasn’t easy, I was a mess. But some how I managed to finish school and get my diploma.